> Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

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#1 2017-07-16 19:39:42

Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Only one problem with this theory

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Suck it Liberals!
#2 2017-07-16 19:41:52

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

OMG!!! LEAVE PHIL ALONE!!! HE SAID HE'S GREAT IN THE SACK!!!

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#3 2017-07-16 19:42:22

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

OMG!!! LEAVE PHIL ALONE!!! HE SAID HE'S GREAT IN THE SACK!!!

Ah, in that case, my bad

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Phillip_McCavity
#4 2017-07-16 19:42:35

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

select count(*) from ci_posts where racist = 1;

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#5 2017-07-16 19:43:00

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

select count(*) from ci_posts where racist = 1;

select count(*) from ci_posts where racist = 0

No rows selected

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Sir Colin Dripnozzle
#6 2017-07-16 19:43:05

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

OMG!!! LEAVE PHIL ALONE!!! HE SAID HE'S GREAT IN THE SACK!!!

He always fuqs your ass real good, eh?

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Phillip_McCavity
#7 2017-07-16 19:56:22

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

OMG!!! LEAVE PHIL ALONE!!! HE SAID HE'S GREAT IN THE SACK!!!



I said "hack-a-thon". I'm great int he "hack-a-thon". I'm not great in the "sack-with-thong" as you originally heard.

Damn Skype. Always messing up stuff.

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#8 2017-07-16 20:03:54

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

select count(*) from ci_posts where racist = 1;

Not every problem in life can be solved with a select statement, Phil. One day you will learn that.

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Phillip_McCavity
#9 2017-07-16 20:05:43

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

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Not every problem in life can be solved with a select statement, Phil. One day you will learn that.

True, but this statement would remove virtually the entire board:

delete from ci_posts where stupid = 1;

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Suck it Liberals!
#10 2017-07-16 20:05:47

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

Sir Colin Dripnozzle wrote:

He always fuqs your ass real good, eh?

IT MUST BE NICE BEING SUCH A GAY FUQING FAGGOT LIKE YOU!!!

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#11 2017-07-16 20:12:50

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

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Not every problem in life can be solved with a select statement, Phil. One day you will learn that.

What about an insert statement?


I'm calling the police

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#12 2017-07-16 20:57:24

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

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What about an insert statement?


I'm calling the police

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#13 2017-07-16 22:05:11

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

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What about an insert statement?


I'm calling the police

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Tashfiend Garlique
#14 2017-07-17 12:05:35

Re: Phil thinks his database skills make up for shortcomings in other areas of his life

If Phildo knows anything about databases then why cant he fix the search?

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