> *** Ball control: A beginner’s guide to Tamakeri

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Tashfiend Gaylique
#1 2018-02-12 10:04:26

*** Ball control: A beginner’s guide to Tamakeri

“My boyfriend keeps asking me to kick him in his balls as hard as I can, and he says he’s ‘into it’. I love my boyfriend and I will do anything that makes him happy. He would do the same for me too, but is this normal?”

"... This can be simply done by kicking his bare nutsack (as forcefully as possible) while giggling (loudly, if possible).

He must be sure to strike both of his babymakers, so that his balls are mashed equally flat…Some couples try to employ objects like a hammer, baseball bat or an anvil and – after some real experience – even a 16th century style piano.

Beginners are advised to stick to their feet, knees and fists until the male target has his nuts thoroughly toughened up. It is preferable that the testicles be clean shaven, so that the impact against them can be seen more clearly, as well as the degree of swelling after they have been mashed a few times in succession”.

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#2 2018-02-12 10:22:24

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#3 2018-02-12 12:38:07

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"…Some couples try to employ objects like a hammer, baseball bat or an anvil and – after some real experience – even a 16th century style piano."

Next time Tash is in HK, it will be ACETYLENE TORCH!!

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Tashfiend Garlique
#4 2018-02-12 13:23:37

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"…Some couples try to employ objects like a hammer, baseball bat or an anvil and – after some real experience – even a 16th century style piano."

Next time Tash is in HK, it will be ACETYLENE TORCH!!

I'll be sure to show it to your dog first, m8.

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Flagrant Paddler
#5 2018-02-12 13:28:50

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Tashfiend Garlique wrote:

I'll be sure to show it to your dog first, m8.

Show what? Your scrotum?

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Tashfiend Garlique
#6 2018-02-12 13:31:02

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Flagrant Paddler wrote:

Show what? Your scrotum?

You know damn well wot, m8.

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Flagrant Paddler
#7 2018-02-12 13:37:55

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Leave Eski out of it, retarded scumbag. I have your cctv video of June 2015.

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Tashfiend Garlique
#8 2018-02-12 13:43:35

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Flagrant Paddler wrote:

Leave Eski out of it, retarded scumbag. I have your cctv video of June 2015.

Lets see the video. Good times, good times.

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Flagrant Paddler
#9 2018-02-12 13:49:57

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Tashfiend Garlique wrote:

Lets see the video. Good times, good times.

Come to HK to watch it in the Wanchai police station. Seriously.

In the meantime,

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2013/12/13/ … testicles/

"It is not known if the man had passed out from realizing his dog just popped of his balls, or if his testicles were removed after he’d already fell unconscious. I can only pray for the latter scenario, but I know how pit bulls think. I have no doubt the dog gobbled the gonads while the man was alert, then waited until he was weak from blood loss before tea-bagging the man with his own testicles."

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Tashfiend Garlique
#10 2018-02-12 13:50:53

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Flagrant Paddler wrote:

Come to HK to watch it in the Wanchai police station. Seriously.

In the meantime,

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2013/12/13/ … testicles/

So there is no video. That's what I thought.

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Flagrant Paddler
#11 2018-02-12 13:55:47

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Tashfiend Garlique wrote:

So there is no video. That's what I thought.

Come to find out!!

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#12 2018-02-18 12:32:42

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Where can I sign up?
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#13 2018-02-18 13:48:18

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#14 2018-02-21 00:25:42

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#15 2018-02-21 03:11:43

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Where's our Garfield these days???

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