> A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

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bikingbill
#1 2018-03-14 15:53:40

A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

"A prostitute!" she says.

The nun is appalled.

"Young lady, WHAT did you say?!"

The girl replies "A PROSTITUTE".

The nun lets out a sigh of relief

"Oh thank goodness, I thought you said 'protestant"!

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#2 2018-03-14 16:00:49

Re: A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

bikingbill wrote:

"A prostitute!" she says.

The nun is appalled.

"Young lady, WHAT did you say?!"

The girl replies "A PROSTITUTE".

The nun lets out a sigh of relief

"Oh thank goodness, I thought you said 'protestant"!

You know, your grandfather groaned when he first heard that joke?

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bikingbill
#3 2018-03-14 16:06:37

Re: A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

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You know, your grandfather groaned when he first heard that joke?

It's funnier in Yiddish.

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Garry_Renker
#4 2018-03-14 16:21:29

Re: A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

bikingbill wrote:

It's funnier in Yiddish.

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#5 2018-03-14 16:35:33

Re: A nun in Sunday school asks a girl what she wants to be when she grows up

bikingbill wrote:

It's funnier in Yiddish.

Now that you mention it, I've known grown jews who weren't quite clear on the difference between "christian" and "catholic". I don't think they would have gotten your joke.

On the other hand, I once surprised a sephardi in Europe that I was aware of the differences between sephardim, ashkenazim, and mizrahim.

But on the third hand, when a girl was telling me about hebrew school I thought it was a language class.

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