> Today We Hired A Peronal Trainer. A PERSONAL TRAINER!

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Spanky
#1 2018-04-14 19:24:15

Today We Hired A Peronal Trainer. A PERSONAL TRAINER!

She is fantastic! Also I think she is a staunch liberal based on our conversations.

Our first session is next Saturday so I have only one week of insane eating left to go.

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#2 2018-04-14 19:39:23

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First!

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Phillip_McCavity
#3 2018-04-14 19:47:01

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Did she say "You can call me DocPain"?

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Matt_Maupin
#4 2018-04-14 19:52:31

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Sad troll is sad. Your fat ass will just argue and not listen.



This time it's different!
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Diarrhetrius Brown
#5 2018-04-14 19:56:04

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Imagine how much he will eat when she is not there.

Spanky, how do you feel about Uber Liberal Starbucks having peaceful black men arrested for no reason?  They didn't do anything and I am calling for a full out boycott of Starbucks!

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/starb … 80414.html

So typical of liberals and liberal organizations, so for the black men until they get to close!

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Camp Idiot Presents
#6 2018-04-14 21:43:00

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Spanky wrote:

She is fantastic! Also I think she is a staunch liberal based on our conversations.

Our first session is next Saturday so I have only one week of insane eating left to go.

Interesting. What sort of routine does she seem to be working up for you?

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RockHardConservative
#7 2018-04-14 21:59:43

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So if she's a libtard, why isn't she screeching at you for body shaming yourselves?

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BEN_BANNED
#8 2018-04-14 22:07:34

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Diarrhetrius Brown wrote:

Imagine how much he will eat when she is not there.

Spanky, how do you feel about Uber Liberal Starbucks having peaceful black men arrested for no reason?  They didn't do anything and I am calling for a full out boycott of Starbucks!

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/starb … 80414.html

So typical of liberals and liberal organizations, so for the black men until they get to close!

SPOT ON.

SPANKY IS A TEXTBOOK SOCIOPATH. "RULES" ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN. IT'LL TURN INTO A MENTAL GAME OF CHESS WITH THE TRAINER.

DO REMEMBER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT HE MADE TO CIRCUMVENT HIS LAPBAND?

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Spanky
#9 2018-04-14 22:23:13

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Camp Idiot Presents wrote:

Interesting. What sort of routine does she seem to be working up for you?

We really just had a meet and greet today to get to know each other. First session is next Saturday. It seems like she is going to start me on some basic yoga and stretching stuff.

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Bagger Landlord Cable Co.
#10 2018-04-14 22:26:18

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Spanky wrote:

We really just had a meet and greet today to get to know each other. First session is next Saturday. It seems like she is going to start me on some basic yoga and stretching stuff.

You know everything, why bother?  Clearly at 700lbs, you know all there is to know

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Spanky
#11 2018-04-14 22:28:59

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Bagger Landlord Cable Co. wrote:

You know everything, why bother?  Clearly at 700lbs, you know all there is to know

Calm down, child.

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Dotty Dotterson
#12 2018-04-14 22:36:13

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Why now and not years ago?

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Spanky
#13 2018-04-14 22:38:11

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Dotty Dotterson wrote:

Why now and not years ago?

Mobility is becoming a problem as previously discussed.

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Ron_Santo_Redux
#14 2018-04-14 22:41:06

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for you, exercise is nothing without a drastic change in diet

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Dotty Dotterson
#15 2018-04-14 23:35:55

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Ron_Santo_Redux wrote:

for you, exercise is nothing without a drastic change in diet

He can not actually do any meaningful calorie burning exercise at all until he drops at least 150 pounds.

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Spanky
#16 2018-04-15 00:37:38

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Ron_Santo_Redux wrote:

for you, exercise is nothing without a drastic change in diet

True. I will combine both.

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Barf_Grooks
#17 2018-04-15 00:48:00

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Good luck.

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Original_Lonely_Guy
#18 2018-04-15 01:29:55

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Well this should lead to some sweet sweet froth when you fire her.

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Sockpuppet
#19 2018-04-15 01:34:56

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Original_Lonely_Guy wrote:

Well this should lead to some sweet sweet froth when you fire her.

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Dotty Dotterson
#20 2018-04-15 01:58:54

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Spanky wrote:

True. I will combine both.

Will this person be giving you diet advice?

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Toenail Puppy
#21 2018-04-15 03:13:42

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Spanky wrote:

She is fantastic! Also I think she is a staunch liberal based on our conversations.

Our first session is next Saturday so I have only one week of insane eating left to go.

You hired a trainer. Does she work for Ringling Bros. or Barnum and Bailey?

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Tuna_Fish
#22 2018-04-15 03:17:58

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Is she going to train sweetpea too?

UHHH.  FIRST LET'S START WITH SHOWERING
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Sockpuppet
#23 2018-04-15 03:18:20

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Dotty Dotterson wrote:

Will this person be giving you diet advice?

Yes.

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Tom Leykis
#24 2018-04-15 03:23:18

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This is  nonsense.  Simply nonsense.

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Toenail Puppy
#25 2018-04-15 03:27:24

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I can help you lose weight for free. If you want to lose 2/3rd of your body weight by June just do the following.

1. Fly to New Delhi India.
2. Take a taxi to the River Ganges.
3. Fill a 12 oz glass with the river water
4. Drink it.

You will shed weight like magic!

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