> What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

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Spanky
#1 2018-04-15 01:08:16

What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

You can visit my wife here:

http://www.facebook.com

You can visit my ex-gf here:

http://www.thisisarecording.com/

She was a phone phreak back in the day.

RECEIPT:

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Tashfiend Garlique
#2 2018-04-15 01:10:20

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

I guess this was one of the very few times you two didn't order water.

Who the fuq drinks a soda with sushi?

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Spanky
#3 2018-04-15 01:13:22

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

Tashfiend Garlique wrote:

I guess this was one of the very few times you two didn't order water.

Who the fuq drinks a soda with sushi?

I was not at this lunch. They attended together without me.

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Original_Lonely_Guy
#4 2018-04-15 01:27:12

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

Why did this happen? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

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Diarrhetrius Brown
#5 2018-04-15 01:33:07

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

Spanky wrote:

You can visit my wife here:

http://www.facebook.com

You can visit my ex-gf here:

http://www.thisisarecording.com/

She was a phone phreak back in the day.

RECEIPT:

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Only a fuqing retarded idiot has anything to do with Facebook.

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Sockpuppet
#6 2018-04-15 01:33:31

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

Original_Lonely_Guy wrote:

Why did this happen? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

I have always found her interesting. I’d been back in contact with her for a number of years. They got a chance to meet last year when she needed a cat sitter and sweetpea offered to do it. At that time they made a date to get sushi together at some point since I don’t really crave sushi very often. Today was that date.

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.
#7 2018-04-15 02:24:16

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

What is your other cousin’s name?

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Sockpuppet
#8 2018-04-15 02:51:03

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. wrote:

What is your other cousin’s name?

I have a lot of cousins. None are being discussed in this thread.

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roofus.ghost
#9 2018-04-15 03:13:29

Re: What Could Go Wrong? My Wife Had A 1x1 Lunch With My "It's Complicated" Ex-Girlfriend From 1997. And, Yes, I Have A Receipt.

Is your ex also fat?

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Sockpuppet
#10 2018-04-15 03:19:35

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roofus.ghost wrote:

Is your ex also fat?

No. She was / is very thin.

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Toenail Puppy
#11 2018-04-15 03:23:24

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Sockpuppet wrote:

No. She was / is very thin.

Is she blind or just mentally disabled?

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Tom Leykis
#12 2018-04-15 03:27:37

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Original_Lonely_Guy wrote:

Why did this happen? Doesn't sound like a good idea.

Still in the trailer on Saturday night.....

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Sockpuppet
#13 2018-04-15 03:33:31

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Toenail Puppy wrote:

Is she blind or just mentally disabled?

It was complicated.

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Spanky
#14 2018-04-15 22:29:05

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I thought this one would get more hits. I guess the truth can no longer compete with all the fantasy available on the Internet.

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Phillip_McCavity
#15 2018-04-15 22:34:59

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Spanky wrote:

I thought this one would get more hits. I guess the truth can no longer compete with all the fantasy available on the Internet.

Fake news!

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#16 2018-04-15 23:21:59

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Some chick you sold coke to in exchange for sex and your wife daydreaming about divorce aren't popular, go figure,

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Spanky
#17 2018-04-16 00:01:06

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Some chick you sold coke to in exchange for sex and your wife daydreaming about divorce aren't popular, go figure,

Nah. She never did drugs and we never had sex.

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Tashfiend Garlique
#18 2018-04-16 00:43:12

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Sockpuppet wrote:

It was complicated.

Is she a conjoined twin?

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Tashfiend Garlique
#19 2018-04-16 00:44:00

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Spanky wrote:

Nah. She never did drugs and we never had sex.

If you never fuqed her then she was never your girlfriend, autistic virgin.

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Spanky
#20 2018-04-16 01:32:40

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Tashfiend Garlique wrote:

If you never fuqed her then she was never your girlfriend, autistic virgin.

It was complicated, but you might be right.

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#21 2018-04-16 06:26:43

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Spanky wrote:

It was complicated, but you might be right.

It sounds very simple, she was just a woman you know.

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Sockpuppet
#22 2018-04-16 07:10:25

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It sounds very simple, she was just a woman you know.

No it was more than that.

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#23 2018-04-16 12:34:10

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Sockpuppet wrote:

No it was more than that.

In your imagination it was.

I think you're just attached to the idea that you had a thin gf, ever.

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Sockpuppet
#24 2018-04-16 14:49:39

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In your imagination it was.

I think you're just attached to the idea that you had a thin gf, ever.

I don’t discount your reading of the situation. People have a way of fitting facts to a story they want to believe. There is no question that I want to believe that despite a lack of physical attraction due to my weight that there was enough of an emotional and intellectual attraction to overcome it. Maybe I am just fitting the facts to what I want to believe. Like I said it was complicated.

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PelvicOarfish
#25 2018-04-16 14:55:45

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Moufsecks?

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