> Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

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PelvicOarfish
#1 2018-07-12 03:17:28

Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

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Duncan Pickleshytter
#2 2018-07-12 03:18:11

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Can we speak of cock?

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PelvicOarfish
#3 2018-07-12 03:19:10

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Duncan Pickleshytter wrote:

Can we speak of cock?

oh please do!
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Ron_Santo_Redux
#4 2018-07-12 03:25:38

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Olg's apartment?


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Sockpuppet
#5 2018-07-12 03:28:24

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Your bedroom?

Sorry.

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PelvicOarfish
#6 2018-07-12 03:29:11

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Sockpuppet wrote:

Your bedroom?

Sorry.

Correct, i am in bed right now next to my wife

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Sockpuppet
#7 2018-07-12 03:32:52

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

PelvicOarfish wrote:

Correct, i am in bed right now next to my wife

Will she let you rub one out while you lay next to her? That’s almost like sex.

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PelvicOarfish
#8 2018-07-12 03:34:53

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Sockpuppet wrote:

Will she let you rub one out while you lay next to her? That’s almost like sex.

havent tried, probably not since just being in close proximity to me grosses her out

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Sockpuppet
#9 2018-07-12 03:40:50

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

PelvicOarfish wrote:

havent tried, probably not since just being in close proximity to me grosses her out

Ah well. Sex is pretty boring after the first few times anyway.

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SamplesBoi
#10 2018-07-12 03:42:44

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Are you showing her this thread?  That is sure to gain you some points I bet... 

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Tom Leykis
#11 2018-07-12 03:48:06

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Sockpuppet wrote:

Ah well. Sex is pretty boring after the first few times anyway.

I used to think you were insane.  Now, I KNOW it.

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Sockpuppet
#12 2018-07-12 03:49:42

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Tom Leykis wrote:

I used to think you were insane.  Now, I KNOW it.

But I’ve fuqed more than you.

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PelvicOarfish
#13 2018-07-12 04:03:32

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

SamplesBoi wrote:

Are you showing her this thread?  That is sure to gain you some points I bet... 

you think it would help?

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#14 2018-07-12 04:04:42

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Tom Leykis wrote:

I used to think you were insane.  Now, I KNOW it.

no - spankx deserves some credit for that statement - which was really a hidden question. Sex (as well as relationships) can become routine to the point of boredom.

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BritneySpearsPussy
#15 2018-07-12 07:47:36

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

Sockpuppet wrote:

But I’ve fuqed more than you.

Sticking your dick into Shyttpig's fat folds doesn't count.

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BEN_BANNED
#16 2018-07-12 07:53:13

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

PelvicOarfish wrote:

havent tried, probably not since just being in close proximity to me grosses her out

I WARNED YOU YEARS AGO ABOUT SHEKEE, SON.

DOES SHE STILL GO OUT WITH "FRIENDS" WHILE YOU STAY HOME WITH THE KIDS?

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#17 2018-07-12 11:50:14

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

I guess the being gay thing isn't working out for you married to a woman.

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I Am The Beast
#18 2018-07-12 12:06:09

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

SamplesBoi wrote:

Are you showing her this thread?  That is sure to gain you some points I bet... 

It wouldn't be polite to interrupt her and Leroy...and Tyrone...and D'Shawn, would it?


I Am The Beast

Even Herr HeeKee
Isn't THAT Rude...

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Tashfiend Garlique
#19 2018-07-12 12:58:21

Re: Right now I am somewhere where there is zero chance of being intimate with, or even touched by a woman

I hope you have a good lawyer.

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