> ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

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Sockpuppet
#1 2018-12-05 18:33:21

ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

My team is counting on me protecting them from the likes of you.

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Phillip_McCavity
#2 2018-12-05 18:43:12

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

One place I worked the CEO would make other people open his packages in case someone sent him letter bombs.

No troll.

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Gus_Frlng
#3 2018-12-05 18:50:24

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Sockpuppet wrote:

My team is counting on me protecting them from the likes of you.

It's actually a good strategy, just stand in front of everyone

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WithoutFroth
#4 2018-12-05 19:31:25

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Gus_Frlng wrote:

It's actually a good strategy, just stand in front of everyone

Just stand in front of the building.

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Suck it Liberals!
#5 2018-12-05 19:38:18

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Sockpuppet wrote:

My team is counting on me protecting them from the likes of you.
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OMG!!! YOU MUST BE REALLY POPULAR THEE!!!

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.,
#6 2018-12-05 19:42:22

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Son - don't bring a training course to a gun fight. Let's see who wins.
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Garry_Renker
#7 2018-12-05 20:50:03

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

., wrote:

Son - don't bring a training course to a gun fight. Let's see who wins.
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^^^ This

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caseycukedme
#8 2018-12-06 12:55:13

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

harvard class

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Guy_Incognito
#9 2018-12-06 14:06:00

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.


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RockHardConservative
#10 2018-12-06 17:33:07

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Just sway your hotdog tits at the bullets.

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#11 2018-12-06 18:26:05

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Garry_Renker wrote:

^^^ This

Phil would just scrumb his way out of it

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Heekee
#12 2018-12-06 21:24:13

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

. wrote:

Phil would just scrumb his way out of it



A good agile project manager could stop a shooting spree in its tracks by attempting to make it more efficient and organized

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Phillip_McCavity
#13 2018-12-06 21:28:59

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Heekee wrote:



A good agile project manager could stop a shooting spree in its tracks by attempting to make it more efficient and organized

I would tell him that its in the next sprint.

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WithoutFroth
#14 2018-12-06 21:40:53

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

They teach to "Run, Hide, Fight"

Spanky can't run
Spanky can't hide
Spanky is gonna fight.

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Suck it Liberals!
#15 2018-12-06 21:42:31

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

WithoutFroth wrote:

They teach to "Run, Hide, Fight"

Spanky can't run
Spanky can't hide
Spanky is gonna fight.

OMG!!! THEY "HIDE" BEHIND THE FLOPPY BEHEMOTH!!!

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Phillip_McCavity
#16 2018-12-06 21:47:29

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

I just find it depressing that companies have to give active shooter training at all.

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Suck it Liberals!
#17 2018-12-06 21:48:52

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I just find it depressing that companies have to give active shooter training at all.

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Cumbnutz
#18 2018-12-06 23:01:10

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I just find it depressing that companies have to give active shooter training at all.

and fire drills too 

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WithoutFroth
#19 2018-12-06 23:11:05

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Knowing the federal bullshyt I bet Seal Team 6 has to go through that class too.  I bet that's a fun one for them.

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Phillip_McCavity
#20 2018-12-06 23:17:43

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Cumbnutz wrote:

and fire drills too 

My favorite is sexual harassment training. I appreciate learning how to do it better.

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Tom Leykis
#21 2018-12-07 01:19:43

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I just find it depressing that companies have to give active shooter training at all.

Up here, your driver's license is your CCW permit.  You solve an active shooter situation with your own weapon... 

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Sockpuppet
#22 2018-12-07 05:34:41

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Heekee wrote:



A good agile project manager could stop a shooting spree in its tracks by attempting to make it more efficient and organized

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Sockpuppet
#23 2018-12-07 14:05:18

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I would tell him that its in the next sprint.

This is actually the actual correct Agile answer.

NO. YOUR ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENT GOES ON THE BACKLOG. WE DONT TAKE NEW STORIES ONCE THE SPRINT STARTS. IT WILL ASS RAPE OUR BURNDOWN.
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UH....... OKAY?
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Wilsons_Face
#24 2018-12-07 17:31:55

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

I presented this to our office safety quarterly a few months ago.
Our company had some really good videos.

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Phillip_McCavity
#25 2018-12-07 17:51:07

Re: ME? Taking a course on responding to an active shooter event in my workplace. YUO? Preparing to shoot up your former workplace.

Cumbnutz wrote:

and fire drills too 

Shootings can be made so rare that it would be like giving people in NYC earthquake drills.

First step? Under 21, no gun.

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