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heehaw
#1 2019-09-11 05:39:53

Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone With Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”

Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone and called it “a new model.”

The new iPhone 11 sports 3 anuses on its back and can go “ultra-wide.”

This really is Progress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech … ducts.html

The iPhone 11 Pro is a professional phone for hardcore goyim who can’t be pleased with anything but the highest quality of technology — unlike the normal iPhone 11, which is just a casual phone for conformist people with no ambition in life.

1 trillion operations per second is just what busy women need to farm their social media likes faster. Scrolling that Instagram feed will become a smoother, much more pleasurable experience and swiping left and right will be much more rewarding with this new chip.

The improved energy efficiency of this new model means that goyim will be able to fight against Climate Catastrophe by using their iPhone 11 phones while they signal their moral-superiority to others who don’t own an energy-efficient iPhone 11 and are thus literally killing the planet.

Women will be able to take better selfies and to more efficiently drain the attention and pockets of men online.

Thanks, Apple. That’s exactly what we look for in technological gadgets.

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heehaw
#2 2019-09-11 05:52:13

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#3 2019-09-11 08:10:51

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#4 2019-09-11 09:37:59

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#5 2019-09-11 09:39:29

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#6 2019-09-11 10:27:40

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#7 2019-09-11 14:21:03

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