> I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

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Gay Florentine Hooker
#1 2013-09-08 17:53:10

I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

It was this American guy.  He had the most obvious toupee I think I've ever seen.  You could go outside dig up the pet hamster you buried when you were 12 and use its completely decayed hide as a toupee and it would look better.  But I digress.

I figured he'd want a blow job or to give me a blow job or some normals stuff like that.  No.  Instead he had me dress up as a firefighter and speak to him in what he called "10 code" You know stuff like "What's you 10-20 good buddy?"  "Copy that 10-4"

Then he gets out this lube called "Woody's" and smeared it all over his naked chest.  I was told to jack off on his chest, while doing so He wanted me to talk about being a pilot and a medical doctor (   )  while he started calling me OLG and a Tomato picker.

He did tip me well though, said he was touring Italy on a trust fund disbursement.

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#2 2013-09-08 17:54:21

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#3 2013-09-08 17:54:24

Re: I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

Another boring Spanky puppet.

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#4 2013-09-08 17:54:49

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Gay Florentine Hooker wrote:

It was this American guy.  He had the most obvious toupee I think I've ever seen.  You could go outside dig up the pet hamster you buried when you were 12 and use its completely decayed hide as a toupee and it would look better.  But I digress.

I figured he'd want a blow job or to give me a blow job or some normals stuff like that.  No.  Instead he had me dress up as a firefighter and speak to him in what he called "10 code" You know stuff like "What's you 10-20 good buddy?"  "Copy that 10-4"

Then he gets out this lube called "Woody's" and smeared it all over his naked chest.  I was told to jack off on his chest, while doing so He wanted me to talk about being a pilot and a medical doctor (   )  while he started calling me OLG and a Tomato picker.

He did tip me well though, said he was touring Italy on a trust fund disbursement.

Sick fuq!

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GingerPubes
#5 2013-09-08 17:55:18

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#6 2013-09-08 17:59:13

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I'M GONNA IGNORE YOU ALL OVER YOUR FACE, PICKLE BOI!!!!!!!!! UNGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#7 2013-09-08 17:59:20

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Tom Leykis
#8 2013-09-08 18:06:11

Re: I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

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#9 2013-09-08 18:34:17

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fuqstock
#10 2013-09-08 19:58:24

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Pic? Link? Anal?

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#11 2013-09-08 20:03:49

Re: I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

fuqstock wrote:

Pic? Link? Anal?

Careful what you ask for, son.

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#12 2013-09-09 00:19:23

Re: I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

Gay Florentine Hooker wrote:

It was this American guy.  He had the most obvious toupee I think I've ever seen.  You could go outside dig up the pet hamster you buried when you were 12 and use its completely decayed hide as a toupee and it would look better.  But I digress.

I figured he'd want a blow job or to give me a blow job or some normals stuff like that.  No.  Instead he had me dress up as a firefighter and speak to him in what he called "10 code" You know stuff like "What's you 10-20 good buddy?"  "Copy that 10-4"

Then he gets out this lube called "Woody's" and smeared it all over his naked chest.  I was told to jack off on his chest, while doing so He wanted me to talk about being a pilot and a medical doctor (   )  while he started calling me OLG and a Tomato picker.

He did tip me well though, said he was touring Italy on a trust fund disbursement.

Go on.

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#13 2013-09-09 00:25:54

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time is the master
#14 2013-09-09 02:38:41

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Lol

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#15 2013-09-09 02:56:49

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Sounds like you met Woger from NIMbusters

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#16 2013-09-09 03:05:01

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I call troll.  No way that much Cadmium would make it through customs, even in Italy.

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#17 2013-09-17 00:49:12

Re: I normally don't talk about my customers but I had the strangest one EVER last night.

Gay Florentine Hooker wrote:

It was this American guy.  He had the most obvious toupee I think I've ever seen.  You could go outside dig up the pet hamster you buried when you were 12 and use its completely decayed hide as a toupee and it would look better.  But I digress.

I figured he'd want a blow job or to give me a blow job or some normals stuff like that.  No.  Instead he had me dress up as a firefighter and speak to him in what he called "10 code" You know stuff like "What's you 10-20 good buddy?"  "Copy that 10-4"

Then he gets out this lube called "Woody's" and smeared it all over his naked chest.  I was told to jack off on his chest, while doing so He wanted me to talk about being a pilot and a medical doctor (   )  while he started calling me OLG and a Tomato picker.

He did tip me well though, said he was touring Italy on a trust fund disbursement.

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#18 2014-01-19 16:31:58

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#19 2014-01-19 16:46:13

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#20 2018-03-14 06:12:38

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Greetings from southern France.

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