> At the dive bar, its quiet

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Phillip_McCavity
#1 2017-12-07 03:57:22

At the dive bar, its quiet

But I had a nice conversation with the waitress.

She has a nice smile.

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Sockpuppet
#2 2017-12-07 03:59:14

Re: At the dive bar, its quiet

What did you talk about?

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Phillip_McCavity
#3 2017-12-07 04:21:01

Re: At the dive bar, its quiet

Sockpuppet wrote:

What did you talk about?

I told her she is freaking awesome.

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Sir Colin Dripnozzle
#4 2017-12-07 04:56:58

Re: At the dive bar, its quiet

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I told her she is freaking awesome.

You might try to set her up with Earl. Ask her if she would consider going out with a delusional basement dwelling Neo-Nazi bottom feeder that would stalk her the rest of her natural life, steal her dirty panties, and repeatedly barf on her shoes when he is still faced. Faced with that I'd think she'd rather go out with you than take her chances on the dating pool.

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BEN_BANNED
#5 2017-12-07 09:56:20

Re: At the dive bar, its quiet

Sir Colin Dripnozzle wrote:

You might try to set her up with Earl. Ask her if she would consider going out with a delusional basement dwelling Neo-Nazi bottom feeder that would stalk her the rest of her natural life, steal her dirty panties, and repeatedly barf on her shoes when he is still faced. Faced with that I'd think she'd rather go out with you than take her chances on the dating pool.

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